Buryball, Chapter 3: Own Goal Bonanza!

“Buryball? Eh?” Confused? Read Chapter 0 for a short precis.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2

Straight after the Farsley Celtic draw, star man Denilson Carvalho picked up a foot injury, keeping him out of most of September’s fixtures, the first of which was a tasty looking one against…

(1885 Bury score first):

York City (h) – 1-0

The Minstermen were up in third prior to the encounter; Bury and York games had once been testy affairs, especially between the two sets of supporters. Having the new entity in the same division could rekindle the ‘rivalry’ once more, and the reformed Shakers struck first. Harry Bircumshaw had been impressing for the U23s in scratch games, so I decided to give him the nod for the vacant berth behind Morris. He made the decision look extremely wise with quarter of an hour gone, rifling in a cut-back by the overlapping Ify Ofoegbu. Visiting wing-back David Ferguson almost restored parity just a few minutes later – his audacious lob from an acute angle bounced off the crossbar. These passages constituted the only meaningful highlights of the game, taking 1885 Bury to within two points of York and into the expanded play-off positions.

Alfreton Town (a) – 0-1

7th vs 6th at North Street in Derbyshire saw David Lynch (no, not that one) let loose from 30 yards for the Reds before an unmarked Josh Clackstone got the opener just before the stroke of half-time. Amari Morgan-Smith thought he’d doubled the hosts’ lead, only for the linesman to flag for offside. Clackstone and 1885 Bury sub Joe Thompson both spurned golden opportunities to change the complexion of the game deep in the second half.


What was becoming crystal clear at this juncture was the lack of goals – at both ends; just seven for and six against in the first nine games wasn’t terrible on the face of it, but it did feel as though I was being left in the dust by possible competitors for promotion. I switched up the shape to a 4-2-4, relying on the midfielders to sit deep and spray the ball wide to the flanks.

The draw for the second qualifying round for the FA Cup was made in between the Alfrteon and Guiseley fixtures, pitting my young pups against Cambridgeshire-based Histon, currently plying their trade in the Isthmian League North Division (tier eight). The minimum expectation of the board is to reach the first round proper…


Guiseley (h) – 0-0

The strategic and tactical adjustments were in full evidence early on at Pilsworth Park. The Oure and Morris combination were getting plenty of shots off but with nothing to show for it. The pattern repeated itself until the final whistle; the shoot on sight policy was beefing up the stat, but not where it mattered.

18 shots, 2 on target… eesh.

Boston United (a) – 0-0

Fringe full-backs Ross Woodcock and James Yates both saw fit to come to my door prior to the trip down to Lincolnshire to demand more playing time – luckily for me, they don’t operate on the same flank. Unusually, centre-back Alex Honeyball is the best direct free-kick taker in the XI, and tried his damnedest to channel Siniša Mihajlović with a curling effort that whistled just over the bar. Boston didn’t have a single shot in the first half, but went unpunished for their paucity. Morris then hit the inside the post after a clever through ball was played into his path by the brilliantly named vice-captain Scholes-Beard. This seemed to wake the hosts up, and Jordan Thewlis made a hash of two opportunities in quick succession. Morris again hit the upright when connecting with an Oure inswinger. Surely it’s only a matter of time for his luck to change?

Fresh on the back of Anthony Johnson studying for a higher badge, the chairmanship is up for election…

Histon (a) <FA Cup Qualifying 2nd Round> – 7-3

The onus was very much on me to inspire a dominant, goal-filled performance from the profiligate troupe; Morris appeared to have ended his drought in the 12th minute from a simple square pass by Bircumshaw, only for it to be credited as an own goal. Dylon Meredith then had the great idea of booting a clearance against goalkeeper Callum O’Neill – two goals and neither in the right end! Morris did confirm his name on the scoresheet, making the most of a mistimed header at the second attempt. Honeyball headed in his first for the club from another Oure assist, and the latter provided Morris with the second of his opening period hat-trick. Scholes-Beard got the sixth from the spot before Cameron Taylor felt sympathetic towards the outclassed hosts, heading into his unguarded net for a third own goal of the match! Sub striker Challis Johnson got off the mark for 1885 Bury with a towering header, and Zac Werndly grabbed a consolation. 10 goals all in all, almost the same amount as combining the for and against columns in the league deep in October…

No, not making it up…

The draw for the third qualifying round was (reasonably) kind, pitting 1885 Bury against 21st-placed Leamington in the same division at home.

King’s Lynn Town (h) – 2-1

The only noteworthy incident in the first 45 was Meredith going off injured. Morris carried on his new-found form and confidence, however, taking the ball round the ‘keeper to slot in the opener after brilliantly controlling a pass from Scholes-Beard. Jordan Richards grabbed the equaliser from an incisive breakaway before the hour mark, and Aaron Jones gifted 1885 Bury the win in injury time with an underhit backpass to Brad Watkins – Morris grabbed his fifth in two outings. The win was costly, however; Meredith’s injury was confirmed as a twisted ankle, ruling him out completely of Chapter 4 on Friday…

Glass full: just outside the play-offs and a superb defensive record; empty: scored precisely the same as the two relegation candidates…