Category: Bury

Buryball, Chapter 9: Stumbling and Mumbling

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Ah, a C+ from the board. Again. Hello darkness, my old friend…

(1885 Bury score first):

Kettering Town (a): 0-0

Narrator: ‘Absolutely nothing happened.’

The temerity! 16/1 to be sacked next!

AFC Telford United (a): 0-1

Not quite the same dirge on show in Shropshire. The hosts took the lead on the half-hour mark, Alex Petrovics blasting home from near the penalty spot. Aaron Williams was then dismissed for Telford with just 10 minutes remaining, prompting an all-out assault on their goalmouth… but without reward.

Hereford (h): 1-3

Gibraltarian international Alex Gosling rifled in from an early free-kick, which was the instigator for a flurry of attacks on the Bulls’ own goal. Stephen Dawson, famously formerly of Bury twice, believed he’d grabbed a second, but it was disallowed. Unfortunately, Hereford have their own version of James Morris – Kelsey Mooney increased their lead with his 22nd of the campaign. Denilson Carvalho got one back on the break, but Reece Styche made sure of victory with a simple finish from a Dawson cross (!).

26 shots, 14 on target… lose 3-1… *Sigh*

Leamington (h): 1-0

A much-need victory. The same shot dominance as the previous fixture, but without the poor goals given up so easily. Morris found form once more, bundling in from a Carvalho free-kick. Ross Woodcock, playing on the right side of defence for a change, was sent off for a second bookable offence in injury time, but it didn’t cost the Shakers too dearly.

Kidderminster Harriers have run away with the title. Still on course for a play-off spot…

Altrincham (a): 2-2

In true FM-style, a previously goal-shy striker scores against the side you manage. Lewis Archer had gone 15 miserable games for Altrincham without joy, but found it in just the fourth minute against 1885 Bury, heading home from a right-wing cross. Dylon Meredith replied with an absolute howitzer from the corner of the box. A superb passage of play with interchanging passes between the attack-minded four ended with Simeon Oure slotting home for a short-lived lead; naturally, Archer got his brace soon afterwards, rounding Lewis Landers to level things up.

Darlington (h): 1-2

Okera Simmonds punished Landers for mistiming rushing from his goalmouth by netting for fellow play-off contenders Darlington. Meredith was felled for a penalty in first half stoppage time, and Morris duly obliged, sending the ‘keeper the wrong way. Simmonds then made a mockery of the offside trap on the hour mark to restore the visitors’ advantage. Two games to go, and the play-off position is now looking precarious.

Bradford (Park Avenue) (h): 1-1

Winner Luaba was doing his level best to make his teammates with a truly bizarre own goal that I’ve had to upload and share with you, such is its insipidness. Thankfully, Ellis Hudson grabbed an equaliser with the last kick of the game to all but ensure participation in the play-offs, but with no real form to speak of.

Southport (a): 0-1

Oh dear. George Newell bundled in after three minutes, and the tired old refrain of huffing and puffing from early in the season is back with a bang/whimper (depending on your disposition). James Cook had a goal chalked off in injury time, which is also all too frequent. Something will have to change if promotion is to be gained…


Squeaked in…

On Friday, you’ll be able to find out just how the play-offs went in Chapter 10. York City will have to be overcome, and they’re just the first hurdle…


Buryball, Chapter 8: New York City Boys

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Frustratingly, the fan-owned board at Pilsworth Park are still only ‘satisfied’ with my performance as manager, despite now being firmly ensconced in the play-off picture and on a nine-match unbeaten run in the National League North. Guess I’ll just have to make that 14 by the end of February…

(1885 Bury score first):

York City (a): 1-2

Still the closest thing to a real derby, the last-ever fixture between the Minstermen and any team adorning the name of Bury at Bootham Crescent sprang to life when the hosts were awarded a clear and obvious penalty in the 13th minute. Liam Landers stood firm but could only help Tom Crawford’s powerful take into the bottom corner. Scott Twine thought he’d doubled the county capital’s lead, only for the flag to go up for the most marginal of offside calls. Simeon Oure equalised on the volley from a Winner Luaba whipped cross. Clear-cut chances were subsequently spurned for both teams, but Crawford made no mistake when Ben Fletcher missed an interception to retake the lead for York. The unbeaten record has gone, and they’ve leapfrogged the Shakers in the standings…

Guiseley (a): 1-0

A positive response was required from that setback, and Cameron Taylor poked home from a Denilson Carvalho free-kick to draw first blood. In a quiet game bereft of good opportunities, Scott Burton ought to have made the most of some sloppy passing along the Shakers backline, but curled his effort onto the outside of the post with Landers stranded.

Boston United (h): 1-1

Despite being the attacking midfielder of choice almost throughout the campaign, Carvalho had only scored once in any competition before this match, creating chances for James Morris and the wingers. That changed in spectacular fashion against Boston, with the Brazilian bending in a superb effort from 30 yards out. Former Bury loanee Jean-Louis Akpa Akpro headed in an equaliser on 65 minutes, and Morris was then given a straight red for an off-the-ball tackle!

Gloucester City (h): 2-0

Carvalho made it two in two from direct free-kicks, and target man Challis Johnson, handed an extremely rare outing in place of the suspended Morris, nodded home the clincher in injury time. A comfortable win and competent performance, all things considered.

King’s Lynn Town (a): 3-1

An encounter in which it was vital to obtain at least a point, given that the Linnets were lurking with intent just outside the play-off picture. Central midfielder Jason Fletcher got things off to another poor start, leaving 1885 Bury a man short for 72 minutes. However, the side were galvanised in spite of his asinine dismissal, first through a great jinking run by Oure and Morris coolly slotting home during a one-on-one, sandwiching the equaliser on the rebound by Adam Marriott for the hosts. Morris rounded off an impressive victory under trying circumstances with a poacher’s finish from a corner after some pinball in the area.


Eight games to go. Automatic promotion is out of reach, but a favourable draw in the play-offs is not…

Chapter 9, ahoy!

Buryball, Chapter 7: More Reasons to Praise Morris, Son

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At the midway point of the campaign, here are a few league-only player and team stats as a measure of how 1885 Bury are faring beyond the table itself:

Player Stats:

Top Scorer: James Morris – 13 (joint 1st best)
Most Assists: no player in the top 20
Most Player of the Match Awards: James Morris – 5 (joint 3rd best)
Highest Average Rating: James Morris – 7.11 (10th best)

Team Stats:

Goals For: 28 (joint 11th best)
Goals Against: 23 (joint 4th best)
Pass Completion Ratio: 72% (1st best)
Shots on Target Ratio: 39% (6th best)
Shot Conversion Rate: 7% (22nd best… the worst!)



James Morris gets his reward for a superb December, scoring six goals in just five matches

(1885 Bury score first):

Curzon Ashton (a): 3-1

Near neighbours Curzon Ashton employed a narrow 4-3-3, a shape rarely seen at any level in English football. It was precisely that lack of width that led to a penalty for the Shakers, and top scorer Morris got his 18th of the term despite the best efforts of Cameron Mason. In a very dominant showing, Morris assisted Dylon Meredith for a simple headed second at the far post. Luke Jordan did his best to dispel that narrative, capping off a solo run with a cut inside and neat finish to reduce the arrears. James Hudson fed Morris from the other flank for a third; however, Jason Fletcher was taken off injured with all three subs made, but other than a concession of territory, no real effect was seen. Nine games unbeaten now…

Kidderminster Harriers (a): 0-0

17 points off the leaders (and occupiers of the sole automatic promotion spot), and in a tightly-fought contest, 1885 Bury had Lewis Landers to thank on several occasions for earning a stalemate.

Hartlepool United (a) <FA Trophy 2nd Round>: 0-2

The next match on the road pitted the Shakers against higher tier opposition in the form of National League outfit Hartlepool. Well-known lower league veteran Jason Kennedy crashed in the first for the north-eastern club. Rumarn Burrell thought he’d added a second before the 10th minute mark, but it was disallowed for a clear offside. Altin Zeqiri did ensure clear daylight after a good switch from the left flank. Morris could’ve done better with a rare opportunity late on, but the hosts were well worth their win. The result of that is passing the club vision for the competition, but not exceeding it.

Farsley Celtic (h): 2-0

Morris reached his 20th whilst still in January in this fixture (no small feat regardless of the level), and was quickly followed by a Meredith rebound to solidify the advantage. Hudson did his very best to engineer a way for Farsley to get back into the match with a red for a rash tackle, but they could only muster one shot on target in the 90 minutes.

Alfreton Town (h): 0-0

This match was like a throwback to the ‘dark days’ of October – having the majority of possession, creating more chances, but simply not finishing them off. Alfreton were sturdy opposition, putting up a decent fight of their own without landing many blows.

Firmly entrenched in the play-off picture

Can an unlikely run to the title be mounted without any cups to distract my young squad? Find out tomorrow if it becomes even plausible…

Chapter 8…

Buryball, Chapter 6: Hudson Bae

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As the nights start to really draw in, the board have put me on a C+ grade, which always felt at school like a bit of a mickey-take whenever I got it (which was frequently in most subjects). I’m hoping the holiday season will be bringing very good tidings for my young squad as I seek to at least meet the minimum requirements in the league of gate-crashing the expanded play-off picture.

(1885 Bury score first):

Bradford (Park Avenue) (a): 3-2

Brad Dockerty put the willies up the youthful Shakers early doors by powering in a header, only to be deemed very marginally offside. Dan Mooney then rattled the bar with a similar effort, and both of these were against the general flow of the first half. Leading scorer James Morris, back in for the transfer-listed Joe Thompson, showed his budding skills in front of goal once more, latching onto a loose ball in the area to toe-poke home. That seemed to put the tie beyond Bradford, but a superb solo run and finish from Joe Hawkes levelled things up. Despite the paucity in the ‘goals for’ column, the tactic seemed to be coming together. Some intricate approach play between the attack-minded four resulted in a close-range tap-in by Ellis Hudson to regain the lead. It didn’t last. Oli Johnson notched a very similar strike to Morris, but the latter was not done. One poor backpass went unpunished, but not a second one. A calm finish made it 3-2 deep into injury time.

Not great, not terrible – the first youth intake preview

Kidlington (a) <FA Trophy 1st Round>: 1-0

The Oxfordshire-based Southern League Division One Central outfit were the next opposition, and a win in this game was paramount to meeting the club vision. Despite the gulf in divisions, I felt it necessary to name a strong XI for the encounter. Territorial and shot dominance in the opening period didn’t yield a goal, and Morris was guilty of missing two sitters just after the restart. He then conspired to hit the woodwork from three yards out, and I was beginning to wonder if a replay would be required (one of the quirks of the FA Trophy is that both teams have to agree whether to hold extra time – Kidlington did not agree prior to the fixture taking place). Centre-back Cameron Taylor finally broke the deadlock in the 71st minute from a Hudson free-kick – that proved to be sufficient to squeak by.

The second round draw meant a third away trip in a row in the competition, this time against higher tier opposition – struggling Hartlepool United in the National League. The game will be a real test of the team’s (improving) credentials.

Brackley Town (h): 2-2

A cagey affair in the first quarter came to a close with an own goal by Gareth Dean for the visitors, who was under no pressure at all when he guided Dylon Meredith’s cross beyond his despairing goalkeeper. The ex-Burnley prospect then got in on the act himself, turning in a square ball by Ross Woodcock. Lewis Landers preserved the rare two-goal advantage with a smart save from a direct free-kick after the break. Lee Ndlovu halved the deficit with a strike out of nowhere, and unfortunately, it was merely the precursor for the equaliser from Matt Lowe, ensuring the Shakers were back out of play-off contention.

That was the trigger point for the squad being unhappy with my management, but I think I bought some time with an admission that things hadn’t been up to scratch (even though results and performances have improved recently).

Blyth Spartans (a): 3-0

The first of three festive fixtures saw some great switching between the wingers, but it was Morris who bagged his 14th from a long punt forward from Alex Honeyball. Jacob Fletcher added another with a volley from outside the box in the second half. Hudson should’ve sealed it, but only conspired to find the inside of the post. Blyth offered nothing whatsoever, and Morris did get the vital third to prevent any sniff of a comeback as had been witnessed in the game prior, although Tom Devitt did get a consolation in the fifth minute of three minutes of injury time.

Gateshead (h): 2-1

The Heed started in earnest, having the lion’s share of the early shots on goal but without profit. Turning the season in general on its head, 1885 Bury took advantage of that profligacy, Hudson and Meredith combining once more to great effect. Cameron Sangster ensured that lead was short-lived, bundling in an ugly fashion from a corner. Morris ballooned over in the six-yard area. Landers kept the Shakers in the tie with a save from a similar chance. Ex-Bury centre back Michael Nelson smashed the bar with the resultant set piece. A ding-dong affair went the distance… until Morris made amends for his earlier gaffe, heading home from a Cameron Esien cross.

Spennymoor Town (h): 2-1

A few changes were required to keep some players refreshed. Francis McAughtrie’s reintroduction could’ve gone better straightaway, but missed a gilt-edged opportunity. Michael Collins opened the scoring for Spennymoor instead, and only a late comback courtesy of Simeon Oure and Morris once more kept the engine of recovery ticking over.
(N.B. The game didn’t save properly after the first result, which was 1-0, hence the change in scoreline/scorers).

A far healthier position to see in 2020…

Now firmly entrenched in the play-offs, but 14 points off the sole automatic spot. Can the good form continue into the new year? Check back tomorrow in Chapter 7!

Buryball, Chapter 5: El Sackico

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FM20’s words, not mine!

The ‘B-‘ from the end of September has slipped to a ‘D’ in the view of the board. There’s going to be no grace period for working towards getting results in a newly introduced tactic. They have to happen now.

(1885 Bury score first):

Leamington (a) – 3-2

Ah, Leamington. We must stop meeting like this. Thankfully, James Morris headed in his 10th of the season after two minutes, and the onslaught on the hosts’ 18-yard box continued. Maybe the players actually wanted to preserve my job after all. Winger Fergus McAughtrie is one of a litany of individuals who just hasn’t lived up to their talent on paper, but even he put his desperately poor form behind him for this encounter with a looping header for the second goal. After the restart, Jack Edwards reduced the arrears, profiting from a well-worked corner routine. Lucas Tomlinson then beat the offside trap to level with a touch over quarter of an hour left. I had to go for it, with so much on the line… and just when it seemed all hope was lost, Ellis Hudson went on a marauding run and blasted in from an acute angle. An actual win. Three actual goals!

Darlington (a) – 0-1

A fortnight separated the first two games in November (thanks to already bowing out of the FA Cup), allowing the squad to almost be back to full health. Darlington, who have been able to drop their year founded moniker after reforming, sat in second before this fixture, but I still felt like I had to ignore Anthony Johnson’s advice to adopt a more cautious approach. Okera Simmonds punished that arrogance, stepping into the space vacated by the out of position James Cook and finishing coolly. Whilst certainly not overawed by the opposition, the Quakers did have the lion’s share of the better opportunities, and should have won by a larger margin.


The elections to be the new chair of the fan-owned club belatedly came to a close after what felt like an eternity.

The next message said ‘there are no plans to make any further investment into the club’, but that’s okay, actually.

Biggleswade (a) <FA Trophy 3rd Qualifying Round> – 2-0

Curiously, the draw for the FA Trophy was only made a few days before the fixture was due to take place, pitting 1885 Bury against Biggleswade, members of the Southern League Division One Central (tier eight). Only formed three years ago, the Bedfordshire outfit were one of the most local to me before I made the move to the Forest of Dean. Despite the two-division gulf, this game felt like a throwback to the dark days of October – all the possession, the majority of the shots, but no goals to show for it. With extra-time embarrassingly looming, Morris once again made the difference, volleying in from a Hudson cross. The right-winger then added a second. The minimum expectation is to reach the second round proper, and with my failure to meet a similar goal in the FA Cup, more emphasis is going to have go on the competition than I’d originally envisaged.

Southport (h) 1-0

Ah, where was this performance hiding? The Sandgrounders started the game firmly ensconced in the play-offs, but were dominated from the off at Pilsworth Park. Zehn Mohammed, formerly of Accrington Stanley, made a horror tackle on Thompson whilst the striker on the break from a Southport corner, forcing the visitors to play out the final 30 minutes a man short. The breakthrough came from a corner of 1885 Bury’s own, Jacob Fletcher nodding in from a Cook centre.

Still on the outside looking in…

Will Christmas bring good tidings for the Shakers? Can I get back into the play-offs? Find out on Monday in Chapter 6!

Buryball, Chapter 4: ‘Meat Pie, Sausage Roll, C’mon 1885 Bury, Give Us a Goal!’

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According to the monthly managerial summary, my start to life in the National League North has been graded as a ‘B-‘, with particular criticism reserved for the ‘less than exciting tactics’ to date. What a load of rubbish – I only gave the board and fans a 10-goal thriller the other week! What more do they want? An average of a goal a game in the league?


(1885 Bury score first):

Kettering Town (h) – 0-2

The visitors to Pilsworth Park ‘boasted’ a certain Joe Skarz in their lineup at left-back. The two-time Shaker in real life has seen injuries catch up with him, hence the drop to semi-pro. He was the one laughing however when his opposite number Ross Woodcock was dismissed for unnecessarily pulling back Daniel Nti when already on a yellow. Simeon Oure, carrying a slight knock, was sacrificed for defensive solidity. I needn’t have bothered when a route one free-kick routine left Callum Maycock with the simplest of headers to nod into the far corner approaching the hour mark, leaving me a man light, a goal down, and in a tactical dilemma. Ultimately, I decided for a slightly more positive posture, attacking down Skarz’ flank. Maycock again profited from a dead ball to wipe out the slim positive goal difference I had enjoyed in the league, and whilst defeat wasn’t a disaster under the circumstances, it again made me rue how costly some of the red cards have been this campaign already. Woodcock then bleated about how unfair fining him a day’s wages was, but I was in no mood for clemency.

Leamington (h) <FA Cup Qualifying 3rd Round> –  0-0

The pressure was back on a bit to deliver a result and passage to the fourth and final round of qualifying before the ‘proper’ stage of the FA Cup. James Cook, whose signing has not been popular with fans, was demanding more gametime. I put him to cover in behind the defensive line as a bulwark against balls being launched over the top. Left-winger Fergus McAughtrie had a goal controversially chalked off for offside when he looked dead level, and that was the height of the approach play for almost the entire match, barely even registering a shot afterwards. Leading scorer (a relative term) James Morris also had a strike disallowed, but in truth, the Shakers were fortunate to earn a replay, completely nullified by the opposition.

Leamington (a) <FA Cup Qualifying 3rd Round  – Replay> –  0-0 aet (8-7 pens)

The prize on offer for the victors of the replay is a trip to Chorley in the tier above. It was clear how much both teams wanted it – not a single highlight in the first half. Connor Gudger smashed against the post for Leamington to remind the spectators that there was something resembling a football match on display, although there was little else to stir them. Extra time at least meant being able to make a fourth sub to stem the fatigue creeping in to the part-timers’ bodies, and their task was made a touch easier by a tired tackle by Jack Edwards, reducing the hosts down to 10. There was no choice now but to go for it as a shoot-out would not bring any kind of advantage… but it made no telling difference. Leamington elected to take first, and after two goes each, it was 1-1. After four attempts, it was 2-2, Callum O’Neill saving twice, the Shakers’ takers hitting the post or blasting wide. Sudden death wasn’t looking like separating the teams either, with the scores now up to 7-7 from nine attempts apiece. O’Neill shut out his opposite number, and Harry Bircumshaw finally tucked away the winning penalty!


Gloucester City (a) – 1-0

It was then back to the bread and butter of the league after the euphoria had died down and the dark fruit cider had been imbibed. The games coming thick and fast necessitated a few changes to the starting lineup in an attempt to actually score a goal in normal play. Zack Kotwica missed a gilt-edged chance for the hosts (who actually have to play in a different county because of flooding 12 years ago), but aside from that, it was 1885 Bury who were playing the better football, helped in no small way by Morris’ restoration to the team. Vincent Harper inexplicably chested into his own net from a Woodcock free-kick to give me a precious lead, which I then tried to hold onto by bringing on target man Challis Johnson to partner Morris. It did just that, but still provided very scarce amounts of entertainment for the travelling supporters.

Hereford (a) – 2-4

A trip to another reformed former EFL club was a welcome one… at least until they won and converted a second minute penalty. The Bulls then got another one just four minutes later, but thankfully, Tom Owen-Evans wasn’t able to double his side’s tally. Keiran Thomas then played exactly the sort of ball over the top that I’d tasked Cook with cutting out… but he didn’t, and Brad Ash made it two-zip. Ryan Scholes-Beard, fired up from the half-time rollicking, cut their advantage in half with a volley after a great knockdown by Morris. Owen-Evans turned provider to a completely unmarked Jordan Nicholson 60 seconds later. Centre-back Martin Riley heaped further misery soon afterwards, and Morris’ own striker after good hold-up play by sub Joe Thompson meant very little in the end.

Chorley (a) <FA Cup Qualifying 4th Round> – 0-3

As you’d expect, the Lancashire outfit set their stall out from the beginning, taking the game to the young Shakers. Oliver Crankshaw, who was completely bossing Ify Ofoegbu, exploited some defensive sloppiness to give the Magpies the lead. In truth, both full-backs were having a torrid time, and I used all my substitutions to try to salvage a replay, only for Oure to then limp off… sigh. Crankshaw assisted Chris Holroyd, who had a ‘memorable’ spell on loan at Gigg Lane in 2010/2011, and then blasted in a third for Chorley late on. Technically, the exit made it a side bearing the name of Bury’s worst performance in the famous competition for 128 years.

AFC Telford United (h) – 0-0

Back to the tactical drawing board. I can’t escape the fact that the squad were signed in mind to fit a 4-2-3-1, but the emphasis on controlling possession just wasn’t creating enough chances, nor winning the ball back quickly to relieve pressure on the defence. Hitting the woodwork twice in the first half was only adding to my frustration.

Altrincham (h) – 0-0

A sense of déjà vu crept in, further compounded by a Thompson penalty miss. 22 shots and no goals…

It’s getting a bit depressing now…

Will the tactical overhaul eventually lead to a glut of goals? Check back later on Friday to find out!

Chapter 5…

Buryball, Chapter 3: Own Goal Bonanza!

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Straight after the Farsley Celtic draw, star man Denilson Carvalho picked up a foot injury, keeping him out of most of September’s fixtures, the first of which was a tasty looking one against…

(1885 Bury score first):

York City (h) – 1-0

The Minstermen were up in third prior to the encounter; Bury and York games had once been testy affairs, especially between the two sets of supporters. Having the new entity in the same division could rekindle the ‘rivalry’ once more, and the reformed Shakers struck first. Harry Bircumshaw had been impressing for the U23s in scratch games, so I decided to give him the nod for the vacant berth behind Morris. He made the decision look extremely wise with quarter of an hour gone, rifling in a cut-back by the overlapping Ify Ofoegbu. Visiting wing-back David Ferguson almost restored parity just a few minutes later – his audacious lob from an acute angle bounced off the crossbar. These passages constituted the only meaningful highlights of the game, taking 1885 Bury to within two points of York and into the expanded play-off positions.

Alfreton Town (a) – 0-1

7th vs 6th at North Street in Derbyshire saw David Lynch (no, not that one) let loose from 30 yards for the Reds before an unmarked Josh Clackstone got the opener just before the stroke of half-time. Amari Morgan-Smith thought he’d doubled the hosts’ lead, only for the linesman to flag for offside. Clackstone and 1885 Bury sub Joe Thompson both spurned golden opportunities to change the complexion of the game deep in the second half.


What was becoming crystal clear at this juncture was the lack of goals – at both ends; just seven for and six against in the first nine games wasn’t terrible on the face of it, but it did feel as though I was being left in the dust by possible competitors for promotion. I switched up the shape to a 4-2-4, relying on the midfielders to sit deep and spray the ball wide to the flanks.

The draw for the second qualifying round for the FA Cup was made in between the Alfrteon and Guiseley fixtures, pitting my young pups against Cambridgeshire-based Histon, currently plying their trade in the Isthmian League North Division (tier eight). The minimum expectation of the board is to reach the first round proper…


Guiseley (h) – 0-0

The strategic and tactical adjustments were in full evidence early on at Pilsworth Park. The Oure and Morris combination were getting plenty of shots off but with nothing to show for it. The pattern repeated itself until the final whistle; the shoot on sight policy was beefing up the stat, but not where it mattered.

18 shots, 2 on target… eesh.

Boston United (a) – 0-0

Fringe full-backs Ross Woodcock and James Yates both saw fit to come to my door prior to the trip down to Lincolnshire to demand more playing time – luckily for me, they don’t operate on the same flank. Unusually, centre-back Alex Honeyball is the best direct free-kick taker in the XI, and tried his damnedest to channel Siniša Mihajlović with a curling effort that whistled just over the bar. Boston didn’t have a single shot in the first half, but went unpunished for their paucity. Morris then hit the inside the post after a clever through ball was played into his path by the brilliantly named vice-captain Scholes-Beard. This seemed to wake the hosts up, and Jordan Thewlis made a hash of two opportunities in quick succession. Morris again hit the upright when connecting with an Oure inswinger. Surely it’s only a matter of time for his luck to change?

Fresh on the back of Anthony Johnson studying for a higher badge, the chairmanship is up for election…

Histon (a) <FA Cup Qualifying 2nd Round> – 7-3

The onus was very much on me to inspire a dominant, goal-filled performance from the profiligate troupe; Morris appeared to have ended his drought in the 12th minute from a simple square pass by Bircumshaw, only for it to be credited as an own goal. Dylon Meredith then had the great idea of booting a clearance against goalkeeper Callum O’Neill – two goals and neither in the right end! Morris did confirm his name on the scoresheet, making the most of a mistimed header at the second attempt. Honeyball headed in his first for the club from another Oure assist, and the latter provided Morris with the second of his opening period hat-trick. Scholes-Beard got the sixth from the spot before Cameron Taylor felt sympathetic towards the outclassed hosts, heading into his unguarded net for a third own goal of the match! Sub striker Challis Johnson got off the mark for 1885 Bury with a towering header, and Zac Werndly grabbed a consolation. 10 goals all in all, almost the same amount as combining the for and against columns in the league deep in October…

No, not making it up…

The draw for the third qualifying round was (reasonably) kind, pitting 1885 Bury against 21st-placed Leamington in the same division at home.

King’s Lynn Town (h) – 2-1

The only noteworthy incident in the first 45 was Meredith going off injured. Morris carried on his new-found form and confidence, however, taking the ball round the ‘keeper to slot in the opener after brilliantly controlling a pass from Scholes-Beard. Jordan Richards grabbed the equaliser from an incisive breakaway before the hour mark, and Aaron Jones gifted 1885 Bury the win in injury time with an underhit backpass to Brad Watkins – Morris grabbed his fifth in two outings. The win was costly, however; Meredith’s injury was confirmed as a twisted ankle, ruling him out completely of Chapter 4 on Friday…

Glass full: just outside the play-offs and a superb defensive record; empty: scored precisely the same as the two relegation candidates…


Buryball, Chapter 2: Morris is a Dancer

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Chapter 1 is here.

After three hours’ ceaseless searching, the quest for a Director of Football ended in the form of Mark Wright. Yes, the former Liverpool centre back from my childhood in the 90s who seemed to have perfected the art of putting through his own net. Thankfully, he’s not terrible in his new position, so he should be of some use. His appointment has not shifted the bookies’ pre-season odds – 1885 Bury are predicted to come 22nd… out of 22. Whilst having to knit together 29 extremely youthful individuals into something resembling a squad probably has something to do with it, 175-1 does seem a bit long.

I also agreed to pay out high collective bonuses to the team in order to further incentivise progress in both league and cup competition. Doing so doesn’t contravene any of the five tenets of Buryball, especially as the differences are so small.

It then came time to choose my captain and vice for the campaign. I’m sure you’ll agree that the names of the players augur well…


Games in the National League come thick and fast; August alone contains seven, starting off with…

(1885 Bury score first):

Brackley Town (a) – 1-0

An encouraging start down in Northamptonshire. Local lad Denilson Carvalho capped off a fine performance on his debut by grabbing the decisive goal, making the most of some slack marking to rifle home from a Simeon Oure corner. 61% possession on the road is a great platform to build on as well, and it’s likely to be a style that will frustrate the opposition on good days, and the Shakers faithful on bad ones.

Blyth Spartans (h) – 0-0

Ah, Blyth Spartans – a name that still makes fans of a certain age shudder. The visitors’ tactic was the archetypal one for the sixth tier – put 10 men behind the ball and lump it long to the target man. It worked a treat, nullifying the Shakers’ attacking threats. Not a single clear-cut chance was created by either side, but Blyth could’ve won it at the death – a free header at the far post hit the side netting…

Gateshead (a) – 1-0

Another side that know all about financial problems, and also boasting a sprightly central defensive partnership of Mike Williamson and one-time Bury player Michael Nelson at a combined age of 74. James Morris latched onto the latter’s dawdling to strike in the sixth minute somewhat against the general run of play in the first half. The keep-ball in the second period was beginning to sway things back in my favour, although a slew of opportunities came and went to increase the lead.

Curzon Ashton (h) – 2-0

Possibly the closest thing to a derby in the National League North, local hospitality was not offered on the pitch. Morris was the beneficiary of another Oure corner, latching on to a loose ball to nod home in the fifth minute – clearly, the extra training sessions dedicated to attacking set pieces were having their desired effect. Nicky Wroe (a former Bury loanee in 2006/2007) made Curzon’s task all the more difficult with a red card for a two-footed lunge. Oure and Morris combined once more for the former to volley in a second after a headed one-two. Four clean sheets in a row!

Spennymoor Town (a) – 1-3

Very little in the way of noteworthy action at either end in the opening 45. The encounter exploded into life when Oure was brought down by Stephen Brogan inside the area 10 minutes after the restart, and Morris made the most of the resultant spot-kick, tucking in his third of the nascent campaign. Spennymoor had several half-chances to level things up before right-back Ify Ofoegbu hit the woodwork. Lewis Landers was finally beaten in the 85th minute, courtesy of a wonder strike from 20 yards by Max Anderson. Brogan made amends for giving away the penalty by giving the hosts the lead in injury time, which was further cemented with the last kick of the game by Andrew Johnson.

Kidderminster Harriers (h) – 0-1

Fellow play-off hopefuls Kidderminster won a penalty after a needless push by Ross Woodcock from a free-kick, which Noah Chilvers duly dispatched. The youngster could’ve put the game beyond doubt in the second period but fluffed his lines. Nevertheless, it was a powder-puff performance that left with some concerns.

Farsley Celtic (a) – 1-1

Tom Heardman never kicked a meaningful ball in anger for Bury during his loan spell from Newcastle United in 2017/2018, returning to his parent club even before August was out. On this game however, he proved to be a thorn, just about staying onside to arc a shot into the far corner for Farsley. Skipper Winner Luabu sent a rocket against the bar as the Shakers piled forward in search of an equaliser. In the 86th minute, it arrived; Alfie Raw stole possession deep in the West Yorkshire outfit’s half, squaring it for Joe Thompson to stroke home. Dylon Meredith immediately killed any prospect of finding a winner with a horror tackle, receiving his marching orders as the game petered out.

9th place and a steady start…

Can the new Shakers build on their upper mid-table position in September? Find out on Thursday…

This way to Part 3…

Buryball, Chapter 1: Anthony & the Johnson (Redux)

“Buryball? Eh?” Confused? Read Chapter 0 for a short precis.

This is a reworked version of Chapter 1 – there were a number of issues with the save – changing/lowering the club’s reputation made it almost impossible from the outset; adding people as liked/disliked made them out to be alumni of 1885 Bury; I hadn’t loaded the ‘real name fix’ for some of the clubs – if I ever made it to the top table, Juventus would be Zebra, for example; the full release has fixed some minor bugs, too.

The people spoke. 1885 Bury would start in the National League North. A good thing, too, considering I got the official full release date of Football Manager 2020 wrong – it’s actually next Tuesday, not the traditional Friday that most video games come out on.

Still, a promise is a promise, and the game being in beta shouldn’t affect how the story unfolds too much. In case you’re unfamiliar with how Create-A-Club works on the Football Manager series, it lets you import your own logos (and kit if you’re particularly savvy) onto an existing club that you can then change pretty much every facet of, from little things like their likely minimum and maximum attendances for the league they’re competing in to the name and personnel.

For the purposes of Buryball, I wanted as clean a slate as possible, and crucially, to ‘replace’ a fan-owned club. The obvious candidates were Chester – the club culture is blank, which is a new and key feature of the game in this edition, and is amalgamated with the philosophies of previous years to give a more nuanced, easilly quantifiable assessment of how you’re performing in your role.

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The next step was to change the identity:

The home and away shirts are modelled on the Legends Game that took place last month; the third kit is a close approximation of the first one ever worn by a club called ‘Bury FC’

For me, this had to go a bit deeper than simply the colours and stadium name (one of the locations that always used to be mooted if Bury did move grounds was in Pilsworth, an industrial estate in the east of the borough with motorway links).

When I finally got to the game proper, the club vision was laid out to me, and the task at hand was stark:

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Yeah, best of luck with that.

From next to nothing (no players, a skeleton crew comprising a backroom staff – I kept Shakers fan and ‘assistant manager’ Anthony Johnson on), I had seven weeks or so to assemble a squad capable of making the play-offs at a minimum in a notoriously tricky division. What’s worse, it seemed as though for a few of those weeks that I wouldn’t even be able to hire a Director of Football (granted, not many sixth tier clubs have one, but I always prefer having one on FM) – literally none were interested, so I had to place an advert in the vain hope of securing even an insipid one.

As for making signings, I decided to devise a tactic first – a contemporary 4-2-3-1 that favours using the flanks and retaining possession; it is sure to be tweaked and added to over the course of the campaign, and in time, I should have a solid ‘Plan B’. As there’s no academy in place (yet), I opted only to sign those under the age of 21, with hopefully a few of them developing well enough to be sold on for a profit that can then be invested primarily in the infrastructure if/when my standing is good enough with the board.

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Brackley Town await in the first ever competitive fixture for 1885 Bury., and it also represents many of the roster’s senior bows. Check back later tonight to see how it went, as well as the rest of August 2019 in-game…

Read Part 2 here!

Buryball, Chapter 0: Buryball is Back on Football Manager 2020!

It’s that time once more. With this year’s edition of Football Manager released officially in two days from now, I have listened to all my fans* who begged and pleaded with me to bring back my unique take on the ‘Moneyball’ philosophy, and how it can be used and refined with Bury.

Of course, this season is different. It will have escaped no-one’s attention whatsoever that the Shakers in real life were expelled from the EFL back in August, which from an FM perspective put my continued voluntary position as researcher for the club in serious jeopardy. Like everyone else, I have no idea what the short-term future holds for the ‘old’ (limited) company, although my bet would still be on (a very drawn out) liquidation.

I am but one of over 200 people involved in some small way with setting up a phoenix club, but as the likelihood of any FA application would place the new entity in either the eighth tier (Northern Premier League Division One North West) or ninth (North West Counties Premier Division), they would only be included in Football Manager 2021 on the database, and not a playable club in the base game.

That said, there are always downloadable add-ons on the Steam client; one of the most popular of these is the enfranchisement of all the clubs from the 10th tier up – that is the lowest step where all divisions run in parallel. In total, it brings another 893 English teams into the playable fold, and there is more research than ever that goes into ensuring the data that far down is accurate.

How does any of that affect Buryball, you ask? Well, the ‘old’ club are still on the game, sans any coaching staff (except Paul Wilkinson), official badge or kits. I’m unsure what the mechanism is for a side being promoted to the National League North/South on the base game. From an anecdotal perspective, I have play-tested Leicester City in the beta, and in the third season, Bury are still not back in the league system.

It is possible to use an in-game editor to manipulate events so that they’re returned to the ‘fold’, but I think that goes against the spirit of things somewhat. My preferred option is to use the ‘Create-A-Club’ mode, which lets you edit an existing club from the start, change the colours, badge, stadium, and so on. The biggest dilemma is whether to do this in the National League North or one of the lower tiers mentioned aboveI’ll be putting a poll out on Twitter after publishing this blog to let you decide.

So… what exactly is Buryball, anyway? In previous editions, it was my twist on the mantra of finding hidden gems, developing young players, and selling them on if a bid came in above their in-game value. Obviously, if I start out in the ninth tier, that will be harder to do at first – it might be that the vast majority of the personnel are on amateur contracts, not drawing a salary at all. It could make for a challenging start.

The aim of the save isn’t simply to get back to the EFL. It’s to do it in a sustainable way. Therefore, these are the rules I must follow during my stint in charge:

  • Net wage spend is more important than transfer spend, but…
  • The club cannot make a net loss in the transfer market outside of the first season in the Premier League (should I get that far).
  • Primarily, invest in infrastructure over new players.
  • The best way to improve a team is by identifying and replacing the weakest links, rather than by splashing out on making the best links even better.
  • Most fans value seeing players come through the youth academy system over other 16-20 year old signings, especially those who are on loan.

On reflection, I had too many rules when I’ve attempted this before – stripping them down to five makes them both more memorable and pertinent to the game.

As I detailed on Monday, I’m looking to be writing/publishing something on here or elsewhere every weekday. For that to work with Buryball, each chapter will probably encapsulate a month or so of in-game time. I hope you’ll find this redux enjoyable, and if you have any questions, suggestions, or feedback, do feel free to let me know!

Direct link to Part 1 here!